- She purposely shrinks all of your clothes and tells you that you’re fat and need to go on a diet.
- She gets you a year gym membership for your anniversary with a note attached stating “Have fun Tubby”.
- She has to get good and liquored up in order to have sex with you.
- You catch her stealing money from your wallet.
- She ghosts you. Never to be heard from again.
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