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Category Archives: Story Time
Yet More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore
She buys a king size bed so that you’re really, really, really far from away from her in it. After buying the king size bed, she still makes you sleep on the couch. She asks you what you want her … Continue reading
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Coming Soon… Part Deux
Drinking About You Sick Puppy Doctor’s Note The Emotional Highjacking of Melanie The Pandemic Wars Meeting the Love of your Life at a Stop Light While Asking for Directions because your GPS isn’t Working Telling Stories at 3 AM While … Continue reading
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Interview with the Zombie Tripping up the Stairs with Machete in Hand Cold Coffee and Gas Station Sandwiches Chasing the Muse with Chloroform Hair of the Dog The Man Upstairs Hidebound Dancing with a Serial Killer Captain Barbiturate and the … Continue reading
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Coming… Soon!
Dreams and Aspirations of a Modern Nihilist The Princess and The Butterfly – A Suburban Fable An Interview with the Zombie Vapid Vitrole Lovesick and other Hangovers B. J. and the Bear: The Musical Things Not to Say on a … Continue reading
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The Best Part of the Song
They were running late for their road trip. It didn’t really matter whose fault it was. It was his. It was always his. “Just for the record, we are late and it’s totally not my fault, yet again.” She … Continue reading
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Coming soon in The Year of the Dog
Coming soon… The Best Part of the Song Bubba’s Birthday The Running Girl An Interview with the Zombie Rabbit’s Foot Valentining Awkward Encounter How to Make Balloon Animals without Balloons Wasted Wishful Thinking and many, many more … Continue reading
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Tagged Awkward, Balloon Animals, bubba, rabbit's foot, Running Girl, Song, Valenting, Wasted, Wishful thinking
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Drunken Laundry
He loaded up his laundry bag with dirty clothes. He went through his quick mental checklist: Laundry detergent – Running low but… Check Fabric Softener – Check … Continue reading
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Broken/Unfixable
I drank and I slept and then I drank and slept some more. I did it again and again. I drank and I slept. I mourned not the loss, but that I was broken. Unfixable. To sleep is to escape. … Continue reading
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