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Coming Soon Everything and Nothing Daisy’s Day Off A Night with the Brass Monkey Falling on Your Sword Drinking Tomato Water on a Sunday Afternoon While Dancing Aggressively in the Car Listening to the Pixies on the Way to a … Continue reading

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Coming Soon


Sometime in 2022… Coming Soon Picking Daisy Boys Brunch: Flapjacks and Beer How to Day Drink without Falling Asleep by 3 PM… eastern standard time  Fixating on Fiona Cold Cheese Interview with a Zombie Bubba’s Birthday Party Bash Put on … Continue reading

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How to Make Out with Someone During a Pandemic


Coming soon… Complete with step by step guide and pictures.

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Coming Soon … Interview with a Zombie Under the Serious Moonlight While Jazzin’ for Blue Jean Bubba’s Birthday Party Bash Pray For Us Sinners  “Hello.” She Lied Hell Awaits at the South of Heaven during Seasons in the Abyss Junkies, … Continue reading

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The Best Part of the Song (Redux)


They were running late for their road trip. It didn’t really matter whose fault it was. It was his. It was always his. “Just for the record, we are late and it’s totally not my fault, yet again.” She said … Continue reading

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Things Not to Say on A First Date – Part IV


Don’t mind me if I run off to the restroom. Dairy products give me explosive diarrhea and I know that cheese sauce is going to go right through me I think drinking all that cough syrup and taking 4 Tylenol … Continue reading

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Yet More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


She buys a king size bed so that you’re really, really, really far from away from her in it. After buying the king size bed, she still makes you sleep on the couch. She asks you what you want her … Continue reading

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Coming Soon… Part Deux


Drinking About You Sick Puppy Doctor’s Note The Emotional Highjacking of Melanie The Pandemic Wars Meeting the Love of your Life at a Stop Light While Asking for Directions because your GPS isn’t Working Telling Stories at 3 AM While … Continue reading

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Interview with the Zombie Tripping up the Stairs with Machete in Hand Cold Coffee and Gas Station Sandwiches Chasing the Muse with Chloroform Hair of the Dog The Man Upstairs Hidebound Dancing with a Serial Killer Captain Barbiturate and the … Continue reading

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Coming… Soon!


Dreams and Aspirations of a Modern Nihilist The Princess and The Butterfly – A Suburban Fable An Interview with the Zombie Vapid Vitrole Lovesick and other Hangovers B. J. and the Bear: The Musical Things Not to Say on a … Continue reading

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