Category Archives: Story Time

Yet More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore

Posted on October 24, 2020 by Gary G

She buys a king size bed so that you’re really, really, really far from away from her in it. After buying the king size bed, she still makes you sleep on the couch. She asks you what you want her … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon… Part Deux

Posted on August 15, 2020 by Gary G

Drinking About You Sick Puppy Doctor’s Note The Emotional Highjacking of Melanie The Pandemic Wars Meeting the Love of your Life at a Stop Light While Asking for Directions because your GPS isn’t Working Telling Stories at 3 AM While … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon…

Posted on July 26, 2020 by Gary G

Interview with the Zombie Tripping up the Stairs with Machete in Hand Cold Coffee and Gas Station Sandwiches Chasing the Muse with Chloroform Hair of the Dog The Man Upstairs Hidebound Dancing with a Serial Killer Captain Barbiturate and the … Continue reading →

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Coming… Soon!

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Gary G

Dreams and Aspirations of a Modern Nihilist The Princess and The Butterfly – A Suburban Fable An Interview with the Zombie Vapid Vitrole Lovesick and other Hangovers B. J. and the Bear: The Musical Things Not to Say on a … Continue reading →

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Posted on June 30, 2019 by Gary G

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Happy New Year

Posted on January 1, 2019 by Gary G

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The Best Part of the Song

Posted on April 30, 2018 by Gary G

  They were running late for their road trip. It didn’t really matter whose fault it was. It was his. It was always his. “Just for the record, we are late and it’s totally not my fault, yet again.” She … Continue reading →

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Coming soon in The Year of the Dog

Posted on February 20, 2018 by Gary G

Coming soon… The Best Part of the Song Bubba’s Birthday The Running Girl An Interview with the Zombie Rabbit’s Foot Valentining Awkward Encounter How to Make Balloon Animals without Balloons Wasted Wishful Thinking   and many, many more     … Continue reading →

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Drunken Laundry

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Gary G

    He loaded up his laundry bag with dirty clothes. He went through his quick mental checklist:   Laundry detergent – Running low but… Check                   Fabric Softener – Check   … Continue reading →

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Broken/Unfixable

Posted on February 19, 2017 by Gary G

I drank and I slept and then I drank and slept some more. I did it again and again. I drank and I slept. I mourned not the loss, but that I was broken. Unfixable. To sleep is to escape. … Continue reading →

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