Category Archives: Story Time

Coming soon in 2023

Posted on January 1, 2023 by Gary G

Coming Soon in 2023 The Unicorn and the Saint Widowhood  Jane Doe Exit Plan Two Lives In a Dark Place at a Dark Time Obsolete Coda Trágica Becoming The Lie Cake and Punch Mostaza! Bubba’s Birthday Bash  Nobody to Mourn … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Annie!

Posted on December 17, 2022 by Gary G

“What are you doing?” “Watching Scrim 4.” “Stop saying it like that,  it’s Scream 4.” “Stop making fun of my accent.” “It’s not an accent if you’re purposely mispronouncing words. Are you getting ready for Scream 6 next year already?” “Naw, … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon…

Posted on September 9, 2022 by Gary G

Coming Soon Everything and Nothing Daisy’s Day Off A Night with the Brass Monkey Falling on Your Sword Drinking Tomato Water on a Sunday Afternoon While Dancing Aggressively in the Car Listening to the Pixies on the Way to a … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon

Posted on June 18, 2022 by Gary G

Sometime in 2022… Coming Soon Picking Daisy Boys Brunch: Flapjacks and Beer How to Day Drink without Falling Asleep by 3 PM… eastern standard time  Fixating on Fiona Cold Cheese Interview with a Zombie Bubba’s Birthday Party Bash Put on … Continue reading →

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How to Make Out with Someone During a Pandemic

Posted on April 19, 2022 by Gary G

Coming soon… Complete with step by step guide and pictures.

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Coming Soon

Posted on April 5, 2022 by Gary G

Coming Soon … Interview with a Zombie Under the Serious Moonlight While Jazzin’ for Blue Jean Bubba’s Birthday Party Bash Pray For Us Sinners  “Hello.” She Lied Hell Awaits at the South of Heaven during Seasons in the Abyss Junkies, … Continue reading →

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The Best Part of the Song (Redux)

Posted on April 9, 2021 by Gary G

They were running late for their road trip. It didn’t really matter whose fault it was. It was his. It was always his. “Just for the record, we are late and it’s totally not my fault, yet again.” She said … Continue reading →

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Things Not to Say on A First Date – Part IV

Posted on March 26, 2021 by Gary G

Don’t mind me if I run off to the restroom. Dairy products give me explosive diarrhea and I know that cheese sauce is going to go right through me I think drinking all that cough syrup and taking 4 Tylenol … Continue reading →

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Yet More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore

Posted on October 24, 2020 by Gary G

She buys a king size bed so that you’re really, really, really far from away from her in it. After buying the king size bed, she still makes you sleep on the couch. She asks you what you want her … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon… Part Deux

Posted on August 15, 2020 by Gary G

Drinking About You Sick Puppy Doctor’s Note The Emotional Highjacking of Melanie The Pandemic Wars Meeting the Love of your Life at a Stop Light While Asking for Directions because your GPS isn’t Working Telling Stories at 3 AM While … Continue reading →

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