Things Not to Say on A First Date – Part IV


  • Don’t mind me if I run off to the restroom. Dairy products give me explosive diarrhea and I know that cheese sauce is going to go right through me
  • I think drinking all that cough syrup and taking 4 Tylenol PMs wasn’t such a good idea.
  • Who would win in a fight, Superman or The Incredible Hulk?
  • I’m not cheap but, for full disclosure, I did pre-game before coming out tonight. Drinks can be quite pricey.
  • Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
  • This date seems to be going so much better than my last one. They actually snuck out the bathroom window before dessert.
  • I see that your blouse has the shoulders cut out of them. I like shoulders. They remind me of boobs. Tiny. Bony. Boobs. Without nipples of course.
  • qatlh choyu’meH bIjonqang?

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1 Response to Things Not to Say on A First Date – Part IV

  1. Lawrence Doane says:

    It’s been a minute and thanks for sending this G. Hope you’re happy and healthy.

    Sent Virtually from wherever, Lawrence 🌴🌊🦩😎🦩🌊🌴

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