Category Archives: Q & A

The Farting Game

Posted on November 7, 2011 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I love my girlfriend, but lately she’s been having a problem. She’s got gas. At first I thought it was cute, she would fart and giggle and say, ‘I just tooted.’ every now and again, but lately she’s … Continue reading →

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Masturbatory Laziness

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I love having orgasms, I usually try to have one every day. My boyfriend told me that it turns him on to watch me “Self Satisfy” myself. My question to you is: Do men really like to watch … Continue reading →

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Orally Fixated Food

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I really need your help. My girlfriend loves to give me blowjobs, and being the courteous man that I am, I tell her right before I am going to cum. Each time I do that she quickly exchanges … Continue reading →

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Behind the Dumpster at the Bowling Alley

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Gary G

Dear Mr. Gary I was surfing the web, and came across your site…. so I read and decided you might be a good person to get advice from. Here is my dilemma: I am not a “young chick” anymore, but … Continue reading →

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PeePee Pants

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Lately, I’ve been having a problem when I’m going to bathroom. It seems that I’m have an issue with a little leakage that’s leaving a big wet stain in the front of my pants. I’ve used up all … Continue reading →

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Will Have Sex For Puppies

Posted on October 27, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I really, really, really, really want to have a puppy, but my boyfriend is dead set against it. He says that he will be the one that will have to walk it and feed it, (especially in the … Continue reading →

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Objectophilia

Posted on October 24, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I am a happily married woman, but my husband has been a little “off” lately. Last night, we were in bed and I thought we were about to do the horizontal shuffle. My husband leans over towards me, … Continue reading →

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Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Cheating. What the hell are they looking for? Why do men’s eyes roam. I’ve never gotten a straight answer. Wondering – Poughkeepsie, NY Dear Wondering, A couple of different questions in there, I will address the second one … Continue reading →

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Road Rage

Posted on October 19, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Lately I’ve been having a problem with other drivers on the road. They are constantly pissing me off. I can’t get from point A to point B without cursing at someone, flipping the bird, or slamming on my … Continue reading →

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The Adventures of Taco Crotch

Posted on October 5, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I am a senior in high school and there’s a girl that goes to my school, we’ll call her “Tammy.” She thinks she’s all that and a bowl of Middleswarth BBQ potato chips and let me tell you, … Continue reading →

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