Monthly Archives: October 2010

Will Have Sex For Puppies

Posted on October 27, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I really, really, really, really want to have a puppy, but my boyfriend is dead set against it. He says that he will be the one that will have to walk it and feed it, (especially in the … Continue reading →

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Objectophilia

Posted on October 24, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I am a happily married woman, but my husband has been a little “off” lately. Last night, we were in bed and I thought we were about to do the horizontal shuffle. My husband leans over towards me, … Continue reading →

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Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Cheating. What the hell are they looking for? Why do men’s eyes roam. I’ve never gotten a straight answer. Wondering – Poughkeepsie, NY Dear Wondering, A couple of different questions in there, I will address the second one … Continue reading →

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Road Rage

Posted on October 19, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Lately I’ve been having a problem with other drivers on the road. They are constantly pissing me off. I can’t get from point A to point B without cursing at someone, flipping the bird, or slamming on my … Continue reading →

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The Adventures of Taco Crotch

Posted on October 5, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I am a senior in high school and there’s a girl that goes to my school, we’ll call her “Tammy.” She thinks she’s all that and a bowl of Middleswarth BBQ potato chips and let me tell you, … Continue reading →

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