Monthly Archives: May 2010

Prostitutes & Junkies

Posted on May 30, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I live in an apartment complex and my upstairs neighbor is really noisy. She sounds like she walks around in wooden Dutch shoes all day long and uses the hallway as a bowling alley. I think she might … Continue reading →

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Friends With Benefits Without Money

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, If you dump a boy and you don’t speak for about 2-3 weeks, then he apologizes, should you be his friend again?? Forgive or Forget – Manhattan, NY Dear Forgive or Forget, It depends on how good the … Continue reading →

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Again with the Poop?

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Every Friday, my coworkers and I order breakfast from the diner down the road. Everyone usually orders something different such as a big hearty pancakes-with-sausage-combo or as light as wheat toast (lightly buttered) and tea. For the most … Continue reading →

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Ex-Boyfriends and Dog Poop

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, My ex-boyfriend and I broke up over a month ago, yet he keeps texting and calling me constantly, and asking me to do things with him. The last time he sent me a text asking me if I … Continue reading →

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Yummy Noises

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear WATG, My boyfriend and I have been together for a few months and the relationship is going great, but there is one little thing that bothers me – He’s VERY quiet in the bedroom. What do you do when … Continue reading →

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Short Shorts, Tank Tops & Baseball

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, My newly acquired boyfriend and i had our first argument a couple of days ago. He had been a bit too distracted with the baseball game, and claims i gave him an attitude, which i assure you , … Continue reading →

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Zombie Penis

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Lately, I’ve been noticing a small rash on the tip of my penis. Is this normal? Maurice Boscarelli (but please don’t use my name, sign it with ‘Concerned’ instead) – Maywood NJ Dear Maurice Boscarelli (but please don’t … Continue reading →

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Sex & Cheerios

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I have a crush on one of my co-workers, but she doesn’t even know I’m alive. What should I do? Mike – Moonachie NJ Dear Mike, Your situation warrants bringing the old saying to mind, “Do not fuck … Continue reading →

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Sleeping Problems

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear WATG, Lately, I’ve had a tough time sleeping. Any suggestions? Lorna – Piscataway NJ Dear Lorna, First things first, WATG is too formal. You can call me Gary, even though I really don’t like the name Gary. I think … Continue reading →

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F*cking the Muse

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Gary G

It’s been a long time, since I rock and rolled. So the song says. I blame myself, really. I could go on and on about how things popped up out of the blue or my busy schedule has prevented any … Continue reading →

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