Monthly Archives: August 2010

Underworld: Movie Review in Two Sentences

Underworld Review: The werewolf man goes like this, he goes, “ROOOOOOAAAARRRR!!!” The vampire lady goes like this, she goes, “CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!”

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25 Random Things

1) Although never diagnosed, I believe that I suffer from ADD and OCD. It takes me 3 hours to watch a 90-minute movie and I sometimes park my car over and over again until I think it’s straight enough. 2) … Continue reading

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UndiePants and Quickies

Dear Gary, I love my husband, but he constantly wants me to wear thong underwear and show more cleavage. I don’t mind this sometimes, but it’s getting to the point of over-kill. If he had his way I would be … Continue reading

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The Onion Incident

The following is a true story. Only the thumbs have been changed to protect the innocent. As the clock struck 12:00, the blade also struck. The knife’s attention was not on time, but instead, it focused on the large firm … Continue reading

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On the Clock with Jimmy Choo & Fried Stuff w/Cheese Adventure

Due to a small shortage of Q’s to A, I will be bringing another story time adventure for you to enjoy… Have you often times wished that you could take something back that you have said out of anger? I … Continue reading

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The Atlantic City Incident – AKA Literally, Literally P!ss & Sh!t Everywhere!

I would like to take this opportunity to shy away from our normal Q&A to bring you the following true story. Disclaimer: The following is not for the faint of heart. It contains language and situations that could leave emotional … Continue reading

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GPS, Tangelos & The One Night Stand

Dear Gary, Sometimes I’ll have a lady friend over and we’ll get together for a little “unification” if you can grab what I’m throwing out to you. My problem is these are usually just one-night stands or booty calls at … Continue reading

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