Gary Guarasci was born a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
He thinks he’s dumb or maybe just happy.
He can be seen roaming the streets of Bergen County looking for comic books, fried stuff with cheese or whiskey. Ice cold beer is a bonus.
In his spare time, he fights Vampires. Zombies, and other assorted monsters in his mind.
He wishes John McClane was a real person so he could drink some beers with him.
He will watch any and all movies featuring Stallone… Minimum three times, usually ten times.
He sometimes rocks when he needs to roll.
He tends to cuss… A lot.
He is not-so-secretly plotting to take over the world.
Contact him directly at: Guarasci_Land@hotmail.com