She buys a king size bed so that you’re really, really, really far from away from her in it.
After buying the king size bed, she still makes you sleep on the couch.
She asks you what you want her to pick up for dinner. You tell her you’re in the mood for pizza and wings. You come home to find a plate of salad waiting for you at the table, while she’s sitting there with a plate full of discarded chicken wing bones and pizza crusts
You have plans to spend the day together and she mistakenly sends a you text saying that she can’t make Girl’s Brunch Day because she has to hang out with the scumbag today.
She schedules family picture day but never tells you what day it is.