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The Hooters Incident
A long time ago in a galaxy not that far away, I joined a colleague at an eating establishment known for their waitresses wearing short shorts and tank tops. If there’s any doubt at the name of this fine eatery … Continue reading
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Things Not To Say On A First Date – Part II
Hey, would you mind getting the check? Also, do you have any cash on you that you can spare? I don’t mean to rush you, but can we speed things up a little bit? My husband is getting home soon … Continue reading
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Things Not To Say On A First Date – Part I
I like your eyes. They look like candy. I want to eat your eyes. I sure would like to see you eating a banana. Do you want to see how many shrimps I can fit into my mouth at once? … Continue reading
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Flat Tire Adventure at Costco – Parts One & Two
Flat Tire Adventure At Costco – Part One & Two Not too long ago I awoke to the realization that I was boxed in by an illegally parked car. Thank the goodness I had the day off otherwise I would … Continue reading
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