Category Archives: Misc.

Things Not to Say on A First Date – Part IV


Don’t mind me if I run off to the restroom. Dairy products give me explosive diarrhea and I know that cheese sauce is going to go right through me I think drinking all that cough syrup and taking 4 Tylenol … Continue reading

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Yet More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


She buys a king size bed so that you’re really, really, really far from away from her in it. After buying the king size bed, she still makes you sleep on the couch. She asks you what you want her … Continue reading

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Coming Soon… Part Deux


Drinking About You Sick Puppy Doctor’s Note The Emotional Highjacking of Melanie The Pandemic Wars Meeting the Love of your Life at a Stop Light While Asking for Directions because your GPS isn’t Working Telling Stories at 3 AM While … Continue reading

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Coming… Soon!


Dreams and Aspirations of a Modern Nihilist The Princess and The Butterfly – A Suburban Fable An Interview with the Zombie Vapid Vitrole Lovesick and other Hangovers B. J. and the Bear: The Musical Things Not to Say on a … Continue reading

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Happy New Year


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An Open Letter to 2016


An Open Letter to 2016   2016. Wow. What a shit show, but you know what? I’m still standing motherfucker.   I survived it all – both minor and major setbacks. I survived a lengthy worker strike, rejections from various … Continue reading

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I’ll Try


Do or Do Not – There is no try    

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That Mila Kunis Is Absolutely Delightful


 

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Things Not To Say on a First Date – Part III


Good lord those things are huge. They’re not real are they?   I heard that chicks like guys who go commando so I decided to give it a try. Put some baby powder down there as not to chafe. It … Continue reading

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