Category Archives: Misc.

An Open Letter to 2016


An Open Letter to 2016   2016. Wow. What a shit show, but you know what? I’m still standing motherfucker.   I survived it all – both minor and major setbacks. I survived a lengthy worker strike, rejections from various … Continue reading

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I’ll Try


Do or Do Not – There is no try    

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That Mila Kunis Is Absolutely Delightful


 

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Things Not To Say on a First Date – Part III


Good lord those things are huge. They’re not real are they?   I heard that chicks like guys who go commando so I decided to give it a try. Put some baby powder down there as not to chafe. It … Continue reading

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Still More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


  She purposely shrinks all of your clothes and tells you that you’re fat and need to go on a diet. She gets you a year gym membership for your anniversary with a note attached stating “Have fun Tubby”. She … Continue reading

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F*cking the Muse


It’s been a long time, since I rock and rolled. So the song says. I blame myself, really. I could go on and on about how things popped up out of the blue or my busy schedule has prevented any … Continue reading

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Even More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


  She spits in your coffee. Every time you walk into the room she starts singly Ugly Kid Joe’s “Everything About You”. She wraps up stuff that you bought for yourself that you though you lost and gives it to … Continue reading

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More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


You spot her walking through the mall holding hands with another dude. You buy her a gift, she tells you she loves it but two days later you find it on top of the trash. She asks you what you … Continue reading

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Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


  She no longer uses pet names for you such as honey or darling but substitutes them with asshole and dickhead. You find a manifesto detailing the ways that she can discretely dispose of your remains. She asks you if … Continue reading

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2016 Agenda


Coming soon in 2016 short fiction that includes but is not limited to:   Snowglobe Monkey Girl: The Unofficial Sequel to Talker Boy. The Rules of Three Untitled 2013 Project featuring art by Stephen Thompson Batman Vs. Jason Unwanted   … Continue reading

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