Monthly Archives: January 2016

F*cking the Muse


It’s been a long time, since I rock and rolled. So the song says. I blame myself, really. I could go on and on about how things popped up out of the blue or my busy schedule has prevented any … Continue reading

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Even More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


She spits in your coffee. Every time you walk into the room she starts singly Ugly Kid Joe’s “Everything About You”. She wraps up stuff that you bought for yourself – that you thought you lost -and gives it to … Continue reading

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The Last Word


There was an incredible sadness in his heart. He could blame it on the change in the weather, the holidays, work, the straining relationships but he knew it was much more than that. Continue reading

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More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


You spot her walking through the mall holding hands with another dude. You buy her a gift, she tells you she loves it but two days later you find it on top of the trash. She asks you what you … Continue reading

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Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


  She no longer uses pet names for you such as honey or darling but substitutes them with asshole and dickhead. You find a manifesto detailing the ways that she can discretely dispose of your remains. She asks you if … Continue reading

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