Tag Archives: sex

Channeling Bukowski

Posted on October 8, 2016 by Gary G

  He awoke with the biggest erection he ever had in his life. He marveled at it for a moment before looking over at her. She was still sleeping. Exposing her ass to him driving him wild. She had a … Continue reading →

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Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore

Posted on January 1, 2016 by Gary G

  She no longer uses pet names for you such as honey or darling but substitutes them with asshole and dickhead. You find a manifesto detailing the ways that she can discretely dispose of your remains. She asks you if … Continue reading →

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A Revisiting of the Tangelo Incident

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Gary G

Last August I posted a bit of tid entitled GPS, Tangelos & The One Night Stand. For those unfamiliar, here it is again in its entirety: GPS, Tangelos & The One Night Stand Posted on August 4, 2010 by Gary … Continue reading →

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Will Have Sex For Puppies

Posted on October 27, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I really, really, really, really want to have a puppy, but my boyfriend is dead set against it. He says that he will be the one that will have to walk it and feed it, (especially in the … Continue reading →

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Sex V. Sports

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, My boyfriend doesn’t have as a big of sex drive as I do. I’m 25 and he’s 49. I understand that he’s a little older than me, but I’m always in the mood for some action, but he’d … Continue reading →

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GPS, Tangelos & The One Night Stand

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Sometimes I’ll have a lady friend over and we’ll get together for a little “unification” if you can grab what I’m throwing out to you. My problem is these are usually just one-night stands or booty calls at … Continue reading →

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Dog Licking Bunghole

Posted on July 24, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I went out on a date with this girl and things went really well. They went so well that she invited me up to her place for a “night cap”. It didn’t take long before we made our … Continue reading →

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Morning Sex and Home Wreckers

Posted on July 18, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I have a problem that is impeding on my sleep. My girlfriend has an insatiable appetite for sex. The only problem with this is, I have a very demanding job and a lot of times she stays up … Continue reading →

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Zombie Penis

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, Lately, I’ve been noticing a small rash on the tip of my penis. Is this normal? Maurice Boscarelli (but please don’t use my name, sign it with ‘Concerned’ instead) – Maywood NJ Dear Maurice Boscarelli (but please don’t … Continue reading →

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Sex & Cheerios

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Gary G

Dear Gary, I have a crush on one of my co-workers, but she doesn’t even know I’m alive. What should I do? Mike – Moonachie NJ Dear Mike, Your situation warrants bringing the old saying to mind, “Do not fuck … Continue reading →

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