Tag Archives: dogs

Will Have Sex For Puppies


Dear Gary, I really, really, really, really want to have a puppy, but my boyfriend is dead set against it. He says that he will be the one that will have to walk it and feed it, (especially in the … Continue reading

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Dog Licking Bunghole


Dear Gary, I went out on a date with this girl and things went really well. They went so well that she invited me up to her place for a “night cap”. It didn’t take long before we made our … Continue reading

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Ex-Boyfriends and Dog Poop


Dear Gary, My ex-boyfriend and I broke up over a month ago, yet he keeps texting and calling me constantly, and asking me to do things with him. The last time he sent me a text asking me if I … Continue reading

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