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An Open Letter to 2016
An Open Letter to 2016 2016. Wow. What a shit show, but you know what? I’m still standing motherfucker. I survived it all – both minor and major setbacks. I survived a lengthy worker strike, rejections from various … Continue reading
How’s it Going?
He was in the pharmaceutical aisle of Maragliano’s Markets looking for the strongest OTC headache remedy that he could find. He was hung over again, no stranger to that feeling as of late. He narrowed it down to two choices … Continue reading
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The Long Road Out of Hell
he was heading down a darkened path that he’s never known before. no light, only darkness. the GPS on his phone no longer worked, just a jumbled mess of pixels appearing underneath the cracked screen. he couldn’t remember if … Continue reading
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Channeling Bukowski
He awoke with the biggest erection he ever had in his life. He marveled at it for a moment before looking over at her. She was still sleeping. Exposing her ass to him driving him wild. She had a … Continue reading
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Tagged boob, Charles Bukowski, erection, finding your voice, foot fucking, masturbation, no pants, research, sex, tit, washing feet, whiskey, writing, yoda quote
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Can I Sit Next To You?
A woman is sitting on a bench in the park. She’s sipping on a coffee that she bought from a bodega. A man approaches her and decides he wants to strike up a conversation with her. “Can I sit next … Continue reading
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Day Gone Bad
The rain that started out as mereley a drizzle earlier in the day, turned into a downpour. She struggled with the bag of groceries while looking through her purse for the keys to the house. She gave up looking and … Continue reading
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Books on the Bed
He came home from lunch to check on his wife. She had complained about not feeling well that morning and wanted to make sure she was okay. He walked up the stairs to the bedroom and saw her sprawled out … Continue reading
The Friendmance – Derek & Victoria (The Complete Story – An IC Installment
Victoria sat outside on the deck under an umbrella waiting for Derek to return with their drinks. They had lost touch for a while now and she was glad they had an opportunity to catch up. Derek returned with … Continue reading
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The Friendmance – Derek & Victoria – The Conclusion
“So tell me about your day.” Derek said to Victoria. “My day?” She asked. “Yes, your day.” “I’m a little taken aback. Nobody ever asks me how my day was.” “Well, they really should and since they are not here … Continue reading
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