More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore

Posted on January 2, 2016 by Gary G

  • You spot her walking through the mall holding hands with another dude.
  • You buy her a gift, she tells you she loves it but two days later you find it on top of the trash.
  • She asks you what you want to do for the day and agrees to do what you want but then blows you off to go shopping instead and drags you with her.
  • You look at her with love in your eyes, she looks at you with hate.
  • No more blow jobs
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2 Responses to More Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore

  1. Mario says:
    January 2, 2016 at 9:22 PM

    Outstanding Gary. Here are a few of my variations on the theme
    You spot her walking through the mall holding hands with another dude.
    “and returning the Christmas gift you bought her to get him a sandwich.

    You buy her a gift, she tells you she loves it but two days later you find it on top of the trash.
    “with her in it, because it was a shirt, and she’s a trashy whore. Jus’ sayin’.”

    She asks you what you want to do for the day and agrees to do what you want but then blows you off to go shopping instead.
    “And you’re GRATEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    You look at her with love in your eyes, she looks at you with hate.
    “Which tells you nothing anyway, because she’s goth and that’s just normal.”

    No more blow jobs
    “For you, anyway.”

    Reply

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