Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


 

  • She no longer uses pet names for you such as honey or darling but substitutes them with asshole and dickhead.
  • You find a manifesto detailing the ways that she can discretely dispose of your remains.
  • She asks you if you need anything from the store, you ask her to bring home some chips and she doesn’t. When you ask why, she replies, “Because you’re too fat and don’t need chips.”
  • She gets you your own dresser but slowly removes all of your clothes, replaces them with hers, and crumples yours up in the corner.
  • You’ve been dating for two years but haven’t had sex in a year and a half.

 

 

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2 Responses to Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore

  1. Mario says:

    Right on “G-Man”. Here’s a few variation or add ons.

    She no longer uses pet names for you such as honey or darling but substitutes them with asshole and dickhead.
    “and douchebag and slapnuts and fucktard and needle dick the bug fucker”

    You find a manifesto detailing the ways that she can discretely dispose of your remains.
    “I don’t have anything to add. This one is just…chilling.”

    She asks you if you need anything from the store, you ask her to bring home some chips and she doesn’t. When you ask why, she replies, “Because you’re too fat and don’t need chips.”
    “Oh! Oh! and you need all that frigging CHOCOLATE, right beyotch??????”

    She gets you your own dresser but slowly removes all of your clothes, replaces them with hers, and crumples yours up in the corner.
    “which is just the way I lik’em.”

    You’ve been dating for two years but haven’t had sex in a year and a half.
    “bro…if that’s the case, you’re way too emotionally attached. Go get a new ho’ and HIT DAT CHIT 3X!!!”

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