Daily Archives: January 1, 2016

Top 5 Signs She Doesn’t Dig You Anymore


  She no longer uses pet names for you such as honey or darling but substitutes them with asshole and dickhead. You find a manifesto detailing the ways that she can discretely dispose of your remains. She asks you if … Continue reading

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