Things Not To Say On A First Date – Part II


Hey, would you mind getting the check? Also, do you have any cash on you that you can spare?

I don’t mean to rush you, but can we speed things up a little bit? My husband is getting home soon and I want to be there before he gets back.

I’m sorry if it seems like I’m squirming in my chair. I have a major case of swamp ass going right now.

My penis wants to shake hands with your vagina.

In the interest of full disclosure, I have to tell you that I have the Ebola Virus.

This is going really well. I don’t think you’ll be like the last person I dated. Speaking of, do you know how long restraining orders last?

Excuse me. I have gas.

You want to sneak off to the bathroom and do it?

Do you got any weed on you?

I love you.

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One Response to Things Not To Say On A First Date – Part II

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