Hey, would you mind getting the check? Also, do you have any cash on you that you can spare?
I don’t mean to rush you, but can we speed things up a little bit? My husband is getting home soon and I want to be there before he gets back.
I’m sorry if it seems like I’m squirming in my chair. I have a major case of swamp ass going right now.
My penis wants to shake hands with your vagina.
In the interest of full disclosure, I have to tell you that I have the Ebola Virus.
This is going really well. I don’t think you’ll be like the last person I dated. Speaking of, do you know how long restraining orders last?
Excuse me. I have gas.
You want to sneak off to the bathroom and do it?
Do you got any weed on you?
I love you.