1) Although never diagnosed, I believe that I suffer from ADD and OCD. It takes me 3 hours to watch a 90-minute movie and I sometimes park my car over and over again until I think it’s straight enough.

2) I ❤ comic books. Black & white independent books are my favorites, but some superhero ones can be quite entertaining as well.

3) In my head, I am much younger than I really am.

4) I want to be British.

5) My all-time favorite movies are The Crow and Sid and Nancy. I try to watch The Crow every Halloween. Sid and Nancy is a lesson to all kids: Don’t do drugs. Drugs are bad for you. Mmm’kay?

6) I curse entirely too much.

7) If I had a nickel for every time I heard the phrase, “You think you’re funny, but you’re not”, I’d be a rich, rich man.

8 ) This Space Is Intentionally Left Blank.

9) I used to think I was creative, now I just think I’m fucked up in the head.

10) I am a writer that never writes.

11) I fuckin’ love sandwiches!!!

12) I name most inanimate objects. EG. Stevie the TeeVee, Larry Jr. the Laptop, Timmy & Tammy TiVo, Fred the Bed, Charlie the Couch, Rick Flair the Chair, Frieda the Frigid-Air, Iggy the iPod, etc. etc. etc.

13) My passport is blank. I didn’t even have one until not to long ago. The only reason I got one was in case we were under attack I could leave the country and go to Canada. I learned shortly thereafter, you do not need a passport if you drive into Canada.

14) I could eat a cheeseburger every day for the rest of my life and never get tired of it.

15) I do not believe that everything happens for a reason. Sometimes things just happen.

16) If I could, I would still have long hair. The dream of becoming a cool old man – long gray hair and a cane – is no more.

17) I do not dig on swine.

18) I lie about my age, but I think people are starting to catch on.

19) I do not know how to swim. I drowned one time, back in the summer of ’88.

20) I hate driving and the odometer on my car proves it. It’s Over 10 years old and still less than 63K miles.

21) I do not like the word SKIT. It’s not even a real word. It’s a shortened version of the word SKETCH, which is a one-syllable word. How lazy are you that you have to shorten it even more?

22) I like all songs that have the sound of clapping in them. I haven’t heard one that I haven’t liked yet.

23) I don’t like the winter. I fall down a lot. One of those times it’s going to be really bad and I’m going to break a hip.

24) I do not know what I want to be when I grow up.

25) I had something to write for number 25, but now I forgot it.

**Special thanks to KLD for the idea!