Dear Gary,

My ex-boyfriend and I broke up over a month ago, yet he keeps texting and calling me constantly, and asking me to do things with him. The last time he sent me a text asking me if I wanted to go to the pub to have dinner and pretzels. He’s a nice guy, but he just doesn’t seem to get that WE ARE BROKEN UP! Please help me.

He Just Won’t Take The Hint – Woodbury, NJ

Dear He Just Won’t Take The Hint,

It sounds like the boy just wants to hang out with you and feed you pretzels. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Pretzels are quite a delicious snack and if you can get away with a boy giving you free pretzels, then you should definitely take advantage of it. You never, ever know when this Pretzel Train is going to make a stop at a different destination.

Thanks for the question He Just Won’t Take The Hint!

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Dog Lover – Rochelle Park, NJ

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